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Funny Short Story Ideas

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  1. A dad builds a treehouse from his memory of one video.Worse: it faces the wrong way and has no door. Twist: the kids prefer it; it is now a spaceship.
  2. Two strangers hold the same door for each other.Worse: a line forms on both sides. Twist: they go through together and stick.
  3. Two strangers at a cafe each think the other has come about the secondhand bicycle.Worse: they haggle for an hour. Twist: neither has a bicycle, and both leave pleased with the deal.

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A plan that goes wrong 20

  • A boy means to stay awake until midnight on New Year's Eve. Worse: he naps "for a minute" at four. Twist: the family resets every clock and celebrates at eight.
  • A class plans to hide from the substitute teacher. Worse: thirty children do not fit in one supply closet. Twist: the substitute is already in there.
  • A dad builds a treehouse from his memory of one video. Worse: it faces the wrong way and has no door. Twist: the kids prefer it; it is now a spaceship.
  • A family tries to leave the house on time for once. Worse: each trip back for a forgotten thing loses someone else. Twist: they arrive early, on the wrong day.
  • A girl trains her cat for the pet talent show. Worse: the cat learns only to leave on command. Twist: its walk-off at the show brings the house down.
  • A hiking group votes to take the scenic route. Worse: every fork gets another vote. Twist: they arrive back at the parking lot and agree it was scenic.
  • A man builds a bookshelf and has one screw left over. Worse: he takes it apart to find where it goes, four times. Twist: the screw was from his glasses.
  • A man goes camping to get away from it all and packs all of it. Worse: the car can't close. Twist: he camps in the driveway and has the best night in years.
  • A man labels everything in the office fridge. Worse: the labels get labels, then replies. Twist: the thread on the yogurt becomes the staff newsletter.
  • A man plans the perfect surprise party for a sister who hates surprises. Worse: every guest lets it slip in a different way. Twist: she had planned one for him, same night, same hall.
  • A man tries to slip a library book back onto the shelf forty years late. Worse: the shelf has moved, twice. Twist: the librarian has kept his card and waives the fine for the story.
  • A town sets out to build the longest picnic table on record. Worse: it reaches the next town, which objects. Twist: the border dispute is settled over lunch on it.
  • A woman rehearses a casual run-in with her old teacher. Worse: she walks past six times and is noticed each time. Twist: the teacher has been rehearsing too.
  • A woman sets six alarms to see one sunrise. Worse: she sleeps through five, and the sixth wakes the building. Twist: it is cloudy; the neighbors stay for breakfast.
  • A woman starts a quiet book club. Worse: nobody reads the book, and everybody brings a dish. Twist: it becomes the best dinner club in town.
  • An uncle is trusted with getting the birthday cake across town. Worse: speed bumps, a hot day and a hungry dog. Twist: what arrives is called a trifle, and praised.
  • Three roommates agree to a chore chart with a points system. Worse: points are traded, banked and loaned. Twist: the apartment has never been dirtier, or the books cleaner.
  • Two brothers decide to paint the house before their mother gets home. Worse: they start at opposite ends with different colors. Twist: she likes the stripe where they met.
  • Two friends decide to cook a nine-course dinner on one working burner. Worse: the guests arrive at course two. Twist: the guests take over, and the hosts are served.
  • Two neighbors set out to move a piano up one flight of stairs. Worse: it sticks at the turn for a week. Twist: the landing gets a concert series.

The wrong person for the job 20

  • A boy who cannot lie is posted as the lookout. Worse: "Yes, they are behind the shed." Twist: the surprise party's guest of honor thanks him for the warning.
  • A chili cook-off judge has lost his sense of smell to a cold. Worse: he praises the texture of everything. Twist: the mildest pot wins, and its cook admits it is soup.
  • A clumsy man is hired by a china shop. Worse: he is so careful that he moves at the speed of a glacier. Twist: nothing breaks, and nothing gets sold either.
  • A dog walker is nervous of small dogs. Worse: her first client has five of them. Twist: they are nervous of her, and everyone walks very politely.
  • A forecaster who is always wrong takes over the fishing fleet's radio. Worse: the fleet does the opposite of what he says. Twist: the catch has never been better.
  • A forgetful man is put in charge of the town's time capsule. Worse: he can't recall where it is buried. Twist: the hunt becomes the anniversary event.
  • A grandmother referees the nine-and-under league. Worse: every foul earns a talk about feelings. Twist: it is the cleanest season the league has had.
  • A hermit is elected head of the welcome committee. Worse: each basket is left at the gate with a note, "No need to call." Twist: the newcomers moved here for the quiet.
  • A librarian cannot whisper. Worse: every "shh" is louder than the noise. Twist: the library gets a loud room, and she runs it.
  • A man allergic to flowers inherits a florist's shop. Worse: he serves customers from the sidewalk. Twist: the open door doubles the trade.
  • A man who is afraid of heights inherits a window-cleaning business. Worse: his first contract is the clock tower. Twist: he invents a very long pole and corners the market.
  • A mime takes a job at a call center. Worse: the silence wins awards for patience. Twist: customers hang up calm, and he is promoted.
  • A pessimist is hired to write greeting cards. Worse: "Another year, somehow." Twist: his line outsells the rest of the rack.
  • A shy girl is elected captain of the cheer squad. Worse: her cheers are suggestions. Twist: "if you want to, go team" catches on.
  • A sleepy man takes a job as night guard at a mattress showroom. Worse: he tests one bed a night, for science. Twist: his reviews sell out the store.
  • A tour guide has no sense of direction. Worse: the tour sees the same fountain three times. Twist: it is sold as the Fountain Tour.
  • A woman who can't carry a tune is the only one free to lead the choir. Worse: the choir follows her faithfully. Twist: the judges call it brave new music.
  • A woman who can't keep a secret is hired to plan surprise parties. Worse: she tells each guest of honor "nothing is happening Friday." Twist: clients start hiring her to be found out.
  • An accountant fills in for the pirate at a children's party. Worse: he audits the treasure. Twist: the children demand a full report every year.
  • The town's worst driver becomes its driving instructor. Worse: his students learn by correcting him. Twist: the pass rate goes up.

A misunderstanding nobody corrects 20

  • A birthday card signed "from all of us" reaches someone nobody admits to knowing. Worse: the office investigates itself. Twist: the stranger is the boss.
  • A caterer brings two hundred sandwiches to a house that ordered twenty. Worse: the host is too polite to say so. Twist: the street gets a party, and the caterer a street of customers.
  • A dog is named Stay. Worse: "Come, Stay." Twist: the dog has worked it out and the owner has not.
  • A family decides the new neighbors are spies, and the neighbors decide the same of them. Worse: two sets of binoculars meet at one hedge. Twist: both were watching the same bird.
  • A get-well cake is delivered to a retirement party. Worse: nobody wants to mention it, and the retiree is touched. Twist: she decides not to retire.
  • A grandfather thinks the family video call is a television program. Worse: he reviews it aloud. Twist: his notes improve the calls.
  • A letter to the editor is printed as the weather forecast. Worse: the town dresses for "strong disappointment by evening." Twist: it is accurate.
  • A man boards the wrong bus and finds himself on a company's staff outing. Worse: he is given a name tag and a team. Twist: his team wins, and he is offered a job.
  • A man holds a door and is taken for the doorman. Worse: he comes back the next day so as not to let people down. Twist: he is given a hat and a salary.
  • A man is clapped onto a stage and handed an award for someone with his name. Worse: he gives a speech. Twist: the real winner, in row two, prefers his version.
  • A man nods along in a meeting and finds that he has agreed to run a marathon. Worse: the office sponsors him by the mile. Twist: he walks it, and the slow pace raises more.
  • A new hire is taken for the inspector, and nobody dares to ask. Worse: the office behaves perfectly for a week. Twist: the real inspector is the quiet one who started the same day.
  • A ringtone is mistaken for the fire alarm. Worse: the building empties in good order. Twist: it is the best drill on record, and the phone is given a medal.
  • A science project is hung in the art show by mistake. Worse: it wins. Twist: the art teacher and the science teacher both claim the student.
  • A substitute teaches the wrong class for a week. Worse: the class goes along with it. Twist: their own teacher asks for the lesson plans.
  • A tourist is mistaken for the famous judge of the village vegetable show. Worse: she has opinions about zucchini. Twist: her rulings are kept, and she is asked back.
  • A typing slip in the newsletter offers a free horse in place of a free hose. Worse: forty people arrive with carrots. Twist: someone brings a horse to make it right.
  • A woman sits down at the wrong table, and the family there is too polite to say so. Worse: she orders. Twist: she settles their argument and is asked back.
  • An order whispered down a line of twelve arrives as "twelve geese." Worse: the geese are delivered. Twist: the original message was about geese all along.
  • Two strangers at a cafe each think the other has come about the secondhand bicycle. Worse: they haggle for an hour. Twist: neither has a bicycle, and both leave pleased with the deal.

An animal or an object with opinions 20

  • A car's navigation voice sulks when it is ignored. Worse: "Fine. Turn wherever you like." Twist: it gives perfect directions to an apology-shaped parking spot.
  • A cat decides that the new sofa is unacceptable. Worse: she sits facing the wall for a week. Twist: the old sofa comes back, and so does she, on the new one.
  • A dog has strong views on the mail carrier's new route. Worse: it walks the old route itself, daily, with a sock. Twist: the old customers start leaving it letters.
  • A goat critiques the school play from the front row. Worse: it eats the program during act two. Twist: the drama teacher agrees with the timing.
  • A goose appoints itself guard of the office parking lot. Worse: it issues warnings by beak. Twist: staff arrive on time for the first time, and it is put on the payroll.
  • A grandfather clock disapproves of late nights. Worse: it strikes thirteen at anyone still up. Twist: the family moves it to the teenager's doorway.
  • A hen will lay only in the mayor's hat. Worse: the mayor has one hat and a parade. Twist: the egg hatches during the speech and gets more applause.
  • A horse will not walk past the bakery. Worse: the milk is late all down the street. Twist: the baker pays the toll in buns and gets her milk first.
  • A house cat runs for the neighborhood watch. Worse: it already knows everything and reports nothing. Twist: it wins, by sitting in the right window.
  • A lawnmower has seen the neighbor's lawn. Worse: it will not start on its own patch out of shame. Twist: the two neighbors swap mowers, and both lawns improve.
  • A pair of shoes prefers to go left. Worse: their owner arrives everywhere by a spiral. Twist: he sees more of the town than anyone and writes its guidebook.
  • A parrot corrects grammar. Worse: it does so at the town meeting. Twist: the minutes have never been clearer, and it is made clerk.
  • A photocopier judges what it is asked to copy. Worse: it returns a memo marked with one long streak. Twist: the memo was bad, and everyone knew.
  • A rooster has views on the family's new alarm clock. Worse: he crows one minute before it, every day. Twist: the clock goes back to the store, and he sleeps in.
  • A scarecrow grows tired of its view. Worse: each morning it faces a new way, and the crows keep score. Twist: the farmer gives it a rotating post.
  • A sheep leads the flock into the library every Tuesday. Worse: they stand at the same shelf. Twist: it is the atlas section, open at grasslands.
  • A snowman has opinions about spring. Worse: it campaigns from the front yard, with signs it can't have written. Twist: the children freeze it a nephew.
  • A toaster has standards. Worse: it keeps anything it considers bread in name only. Twist: the household starts baking, to earn its toast.
  • A vending machine gives advice in place of snacks. Worse: the advice is "you are not hungry, you are bored." Twist: sales fall, and lunch hour gets livelier.
  • An umbrella refuses to open, indoors or out, on principle. Worse: its owner carries it anyway, out of respect. Twist: it opens once, for someone else.

Small stakes taken very seriously 20

  • A beach has a zoning dispute between sandcastles. Worse: one castle's moat floods another's keep. Twist: the tide rules on the matter at four.
  • A chess club splits over the color of the new tablecloth. Worse: two clubs, one table. Twist: they play for it, and the game is drawn.
  • A committee meets to choose the committee's cookies. Worse: tastings, a tie, a recount. Twist: the cookies are eaten during the debate, and the minutes record crumbs.
  • A family hires a referee for game night. Worse: the referee needs a rule book, then an appeals process. Twist: the hearings turn out more fun than the game.
  • A household holds a hearing on who finished the milk. Worse: exhibits, an alibi, a surprise witness. Twist: the carton is found in the cupboard, full.
  • A household signs a treaty over the television remote. Worse: the treaty needs a judge, and the judge wants the remote. Twist: the batteries have been dead for a week.
  • A man times his neighbor's leaf blower with a stopwatch. Worse: he keeps a chart, then a graph. Twist: the neighbor asks for a copy, to improve his time.
  • A man waits for the last good parking space. Worse: he circles for forty minutes beside the store. Twist: he lives across the street.
  • A quiz night team hires a coach. Worse: drills, a diet, flash cards at dawn. Twist: the deciding round is on the coach's own life, and he gets it wrong.
  • A second-grader campaigns for the office of line leader. Worse: posters, a slogan, an opponent with stickers. Twist: the teacher introduces term limits of one day.
  • A street holds an unspoken contest for the cleanest doorstep. Worse: sweeping begins at five, then four. Twist: the prize goes to the house whose owner is away.
  • A village argues every year about how to pronounce its own name. Worse: the sign is repainted nightly. Twist: a visitor says it a third way, and that one wins.
  • An office goes to war over the thermostat. Worse: alliances, decoys, a sweater treaty. Twist: the dial was never connected.
  • An office searches for whoever keeps moving the stapler. Worse: a sign-out sheet, then a camera. Twist: the footage shows the cleaner putting it back where it belongs.
  • The question of whether a hot dog is a sandwich goes to the town council. Worse: experts are called. Twist: the vote is tied, and lunch is ordered to settle it.
  • Someone may have cut the line at the bakery. Worse: the line reconstructs itself from memory, twice. Twist: the accused was holding a place for the accuser.
  • Two households dispute one inch of hedge. Worse: surveyors, string, a ladder each. Twist: the hedge belongs to the town, which wants neither of them touching it.
  • Two neighbors compete over whose trash cans go out first. Worse: by midwinter they go out the night before, then two nights. Twist: the collectors change the day.
  • Two nine-year-olds negotiate a snowball truce. Worse: clauses on ice, face shots and little brothers. Twist: it thaws before signing.
  • Two siblings divide the back seat with tape. Worse: airspace is claimed, then the window's view. Twist: they unite at once against a third passenger.

Polite people in an impolite situation 20

  • A choir is too polite to tell its soloist that she is flat. Worse: they all go flat to match. Twist: the audience assumes a new arrangement and claps.
  • A family is too polite to tell Grandpa that the card game has other rules. Worse: his version spreads to the cousins. Twist: his rules are better, and the box is rewritten.
  • A guest cannot tell whether the party is over. Worse: the hosts are in pajamas and still offering snacks. Twist: he stays for breakfast and is given a key.
  • A host cannot end a video call. Worse: nobody will be first to leave. Twist: the power outage that ends it is met with relief in six homes.
  • A man cannot tell his talkative barber that he has a train to catch. Worse: the story has chapters. Twist: he misses the train, and the barber drives him, still talking.
  • A man has forgotten his neighbor's name for eleven years. Worse: he has been using "you there, friend." Twist: the neighbor has forgotten his, and they introduce their dogs.
  • A man is thanked at length for a gift he did not give. Worse: he describes it, to be safe. Twist: he has to go and buy it.
  • A new neighbor's welcome casserole can't be eaten, and the dish has to go back. Worse: empty would be a lie and full an insult. Twist: they return it refilled, and get another.
  • A table of six tries to split the check fairly. Worse: someone had only soup. Twist: the soup eater pays for all, to end it, and is applauded.
  • A very old lady is sitting in a reserved seat. Worse: the ticket holder stands beside her for three hours. Twist: right seat, wrong day; she gives him her ticket.
  • A woman is handed the wrong coat and can't bring herself to say so. Worse: she wears it home, and to work. Twist: its owner has hers, and has been just as polite.
  • Dinner guests praise a dish that nobody will admit to having brought. Worse: seconds are served. Twist: it was the centerpiece.
  • Everyone at the table wants the last dumpling. Worse: it is offered around four times and goes cold. Twist: the waiter clears it, and the table grieves in silence.
  • Everyone in a line insists that someone else go first. Worse: the line runs backward. Twist: the counter closes, and they all apologize to the clerk.
  • Four drivers reach a four-way stop at once, and each waves the others on. Worse: nobody moves for a full minute, twice. Twist: a cyclist goes through and is thanked by all four.
  • One person goes for a handshake and the other for a hug. Worse: they swap, and miss again. Twist: the result is copied by the whole office as the new greeting.
  • The passengers on a stalled train apologize to one another for an hour. Worse: each sorry needs a sorry back. Twist: when it moves, they apologize to the train.
  • Two cars meet on a one-lane bridge, and both reverse. Worse: both then advance. Twist: they leave the cars and meet in the middle to discuss it over a thermos.
  • Two hikers pass each other for the third time and have used up every greeting. Worse: a nod, a hum, a desperate salute. Twist: they finish the loop together to avoid a fourth.
  • Two strangers hold the same door for each other. Worse: a line forms on both sides. Twist: they go through together and stick.

Satire 14

  • A city solves its traffic by renaming it. Worse: "vehicle togetherness" doubles. Twist: commuters report feeling better about it.
  • A committee is formed to reduce the number of committees. Worse: it needs two subcommittees. Twist: its final report recommends a committee.
  • A company holds a meeting about shorter meetings. Worse: it runs over. Twist: the follow-up is scheduled to discuss why.
  • A form has to be requested with a form. Worse: that form is requested with the first form. Twist: the clerk who explains it has been in line since spring.
  • A museum's visitors look only at the gift shop. Worse: the paintings are moved in beside the postcards. Twist: the postcards of the paintings outsell the view of them.
  • A newspaper reports only what might happen. Worse: readers plan around it. Twist: one day something does happen, and nobody covers it.
  • A restaurant's menu is so long that nobody has reached the desserts. Worse: bookmarks are provided. Twist: a diner gets to the last page, and it is the first page again.
  • A school awards a trophy for the most trophies. Worse: the cabinet needs a cabinet. Twist: the winner is the trophy shop.
  • A town holds a contest for its most humble citizen. Worse: nobody can accept without losing. Twist: the trophy is left on a bench, and someone polishes it at night.
  • A town votes on the weather. Worse: the losing side goes out in sunhats regardless. Twist: the sky abstains, and both sides claim a mandate.
  • A town's step counters send everyone walking in circles at five to midnight. Worse: the square wears into a groove. Twist: it becomes the town's first roundabout.
  • A village puts up a warning sign for every hazard. Worse: nobody can see the road for signs. Twist: a sign is added warning of signs.
  • An office measures productivity by the sound of typing. Worse: staff type louder, then hire typists. Twist: the top performer is a cat on a keyboard.
  • The rule against running in the halls is applied to the fire drill. Worse: the drill takes forty minutes at a brisk walk. Twist: it is marked "orderly" and repeated.

How it works

These funny short story ideas are 134 comic premises short enough for one sitting. Each is a setup in one sentence. The line under it says how things get worse, then gives the twist in the last beat.

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Funny short story ideas with a twist, by kind of joke

A list under the button holds seven kinds: A plan that goes wrong, The wrong person for the job, A misunderstanding nobody corrects, An animal or an object with opinions, Small stakes taken very seriously, Polite people in an impolite situation, and Satire. Every note ends on its twist.

Clean humorous story ideas

Nobody here is the joke for who they are, and nothing is dark. The laugh comes from the situation: a goose that guards a parking lot, a household treaty over a television remote.

  • Play the worse straight. A premise is funnier when everyone in it is being reasonable.
  • End one line after the twist.

Questions and answers

Which are the satire short story ideas?

The 14 in the Satire group. Satire holds follies up to ridicule, and each of these takes a habit or an institution to its absurd end: a form that must be requested with a form. None is aimed at a real person or group.

How is a funny premise built?

On this page, in three steps: a setup that sounds reasonable, a worse that follows from it, and a twist that turns the last beat. The note gives the second and third. The middle is yours to stretch.

Can I change the twist?

Yes. The twist in the note is one ending. Keep the setup and the worse, then write a last beat of your own. The premise does not depend on ours.

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