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Weird Writing Prompts

Odd jobs, strange rules, narrators nobody asked for and problems that should not exist.

Weird Writing Prompts

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  1. Everything you say today comes out as a question. Write your attempt to order lunch.Angle: the server keeps answering. You end up agreeing to things. Count what arrives.
  2. The echo in an empty gym describes the first day back after summer.Angle: it has had nothing to repeat for ten weeks, and now it has everything at once.
  3. Tell a rainstorm as the one umbrella left behind in the stand.Angle: everyone else got picked. It lists the reasons it has overheard: the bent rib, the color.

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Odd jobs 15

  • A lighthouse hires a keeper for the one day a year the light is switched off. Write that shift. Angle: there is a checklist. Item one is to make sure the dark is working properly.
  • A village hires an official forgetter, who is told things so that nobody else has to remember them. Write her filing system. Angle: drawers, labels, and the one thing she has not managed to lose.
  • A zoo employs someone to read the visitors' signs aloud to the animals. Write Tuesday's reading at the penguin pool. Angle: clear, patient, word for word. One penguin has a follow-up question.
  • Write a day in the life of a professional apologizer, hired to say sorry for other people. Angle: three clients before lunch. One of the apologies is owed to a parrot.
  • Write a letter of complaint from the person who paints the white lines on roads about the one who paints the yellow. Angle: formal, hurt, and very exact about where the yellow crossed over.
  • Write a retirement speech for someone who has been the back half of a two-person horse costume for thirty years. Angle: sincere thanks, one old grievance about the view, and a word for the front half.
  • Write the handover notes from the outgoing keeper of a town's only traffic cone. First line: She answers to Gloria, she likes the corner by the bank, and she does not like wind.
  • Write the hourly log of the night guard at the Museum of Lost Socks. Angle: nothing happens until three in the morning, when the pair count changes.
  • Write the job interview for the post of puddle inspector. Angle: the questions are serious. Experience with depth is preferred, and boots are not provided.
  • You are the person who names the paint colors. Write your worst day at work. First line: By noon I had named eleven whites, and ten of them were called Whisper.
  • You are the school's stand-in mascot, called in when the regular bear is ill. Write the big game. First line: The head did not fit, and I could see only out of the bear's left nostril.
  • You are the tester at a factory that makes squeaky toys. Write the afternoon one of them will not squeak. First line: Four thousand squeaks before lunch, and then, at ten past two, nothing.
  • You train the pigeons that sit on statues. Write the first lesson for a new class of birds. First line: Rule one: pick a general. Admirals are slippery.
  • You voice the fish in an aquarium's daily show. Write the script for the two o'clock feeding. Angle: every fish has one line. The eel has been asking for a bigger part.
  • You write the tiny instructions on the backs of shampoo bottles. Write the day you decide to add a fourth step. First line: Lather, rinse, repeat. For nine years that was enough for everyone but me.

Strange rules 15

  • A board game's rules let the youngest player change one rule every turn. Write the last ten minutes of the game. Angle: by now the dice are optional and the bank is a hat. Somebody still wins.
  • A bus line requires every passenger to greet the driver with a fact. Write the morning commute. Angle: regular riders keep a few in reserve. A new rider has only his own shoe size.
  • A chess club plays by one extra rule: after every move, the players swap chairs. Write the final. Angle: each is now winning the game the other was losing. Commentate it seriously.
  • A family's car has one rule: whoever sits in the back seat chooses every turn. Write the drive to the dentist. First line: Left, said my brother, who was four, and Dad sighed and turned left again.
  • A hotel asks every guest to leave one sentence of advice for the next guest of the room. Write a week of sentences for room 12. Angle: seven guests, seven lines. By Thursday the advice has started to argue with itself.
  • A playground game has one rule: whoever is winning must stop and explain the rules to someone new. Write recess. Angle: nobody has finished a game in years. The rules have grown in the retelling.
  • A restaurant lets customers order only by pointing at other tables. Write the first customer of the day. Angle: the room is empty. The waiter is patient. Something has to be pointed at.
  • A school has one rule for Fridays: every question must be answered with another question. Write a math lesson. First line: What is seven times eight? she asked. Why do you want to know? said the class.
  • At this office, meetings are held walking in a circle, and the direction changes when someone disagrees. Write the budget meeting. Angle: record it as minutes: who spoke, which way the circle turned, who got dizzy.
  • At this pool, swimmers must enter the water in alphabetical order. Write a busy Saturday. Angle: a family named Aaronson arrives late. An argument starts over Mc and Mac.
  • Hide-and-seek, but the rules say the seeker must not find anyone. Write the longest game on record. Angle: the seeker is very good at not finding. The hiders begin to feel overlooked.
  • In one family, a birthday belongs to whoever is standing closest to the cake. Write the party. Angle: guests arrive early and edge toward the table. Describe the slow, polite crowding.
  • In this store, the price of everything is whatever the last customer paid for something else. Write a morning at the register. Angle: a loaf costs the same as a ladder until someone buys a stamp. Follow three sales.
  • In your house, anyone who says the word maybe has to wear the maybe hat until bedtime. Write a dinner. Angle: describe the hat in detail. By dessert, two people are sharing it.
  • Write the rule book for a library that lends only the last page of each book. Angle: numbered rules, calmly worded. Rule 4 covers readers who ask how it began.

An unlikely narrator 15

  • A hiccup tells the story of the important speech it interrupted. Angle: from the hiccup's side this was its one big moment, and it had prepared.
  • A password describes the person who keeps forgetting it. First line: I am eight letters and a number, and she has asked for me six times today.
  • A speed bump narrates one ordinary Monday. Angle: it knows every car by its underside and has opinions about the blue van.
  • A yawn travels around a classroom and reports back. Angle: it names who caught it, who fought it off, and who passed it to the teacher.
  • The dot over a lowercase i explains what it does all day. Angle: it has one job and no body, and it has views on the letter j.
  • The echo in an empty gym describes the first day back after summer. Angle: it has had nothing to repeat for ten weeks, and now it has everything at once.
  • The left shoe of a pair tells what it thinks of the right one. First line: We have walked nine hundred miles together, and he has led every single step.
  • The middle seat of a car's back row tells of a long drive. First line: Nobody chooses me. I am what is left when the windows are taken.
  • The pause before someone answers a hard question tells what it saw. Angle: it lasts four seconds and notices everything: the hands, the clock, the open window.
  • Tell a rainstorm as the one umbrella left behind in the stand. Angle: everyone else got picked. It lists the reasons it has overheard: the bent rib, the color.
  • Tell the story of a birthday party as the last slice of cake, left on the plate. First line: Nine went before me, and I heard what was said about each of them.
  • Tuesday speaks up about being nobody's favorite day of the week. Angle: Monday gets the complaints and Friday the cheers. Tuesday has done some counting.
  • The word the complains that nobody notices how hard it works. Angle: play it as an interview. It is in nearly every sentence and has never once been the point.
  • Write a family road trip as told by the paper map in the glove box, which nobody has unfolded in years. Angle: it hears the phone give directions. It knows a better way and cannot say so.
  • Write a school day as told by the bell. Angle: it speaks nine times a day and is obeyed every time. It has thoughts about recess.

A small absurd problem 15

  • A pigeon has followed you for three days and seems to expect an apology. Write the walk home. Angle: you go back over the week. There was a sandwich. There may have been a look.
  • A snail has challenged you to a race and has been training. Write the week before. First line: The snail had been out on the path since April, and people were starting to talk.
  • Each time you clap, the lights in the room next door go off. Write the school concert. Angle: you are in the audience, the band is good, and the art room has a class in it.
  • Every door you walk through today plays a short fanfare. Write a trip to the library. Angle: you try the window. The window has a fanfare too, a smaller one.
  • Every time you hum, the nearest dog joins in, in tune. Write the walk past the dog park on the way to a quiet exam. Angle: you try not to hum. You have never wanted to hum more.
  • Everything you say today comes out as a question. Write your attempt to order lunch. Angle: the server keeps answering. You end up agreeing to things. Count what arrives.
  • The neighbor's cat has been elected to the student council by a wide margin. Write its first meeting. Angle: write the minutes. The cat abstains twice and knocks the agenda off the table.
  • The spoon drawer holds one more spoon every morning, and nobody will admit to buying spoons. Write the family meeting. Angle: someone keeps a tally on the fridge. Day nine: twenty-three spoons, no answers.
  • The vending machine at school has started asking a riddle before it will drop a snack. Write the line at lunch. Angle: the riddles are easy, but it wants them answered in full sentences.
  • You have been sent four hundred left gloves by mistake, and the company insists the order was correct. Write the phone call. First line: Yes, I am looking at them now. No, they are all left. I have checked each one.
  • You wake up fluent in a language nobody else has ever heard. Write breakfast. Angle: you still understand everyone. What they hear from you is a kettle with opinions.
  • Your goldfish has started leaving notes, and its handwriting is better than yours. Write your reply to the latest one. Angle: the note is a polite request about the castle. Answer it point by point.
  • Your houseplant has grown toward the television and now turns away from the window. Write the talk you have with it. Angle: firm but fair. You have a watering can and a list of programs it may watch.
  • Your name has been spelled wrong on a trophy, a cake and a banner, a different way on each. Write the award ceremony. Angle: you correct no one. Decide which of the three spellings you would keep.
  • Your sneeze has started to sound exactly like the word banana. Write the day you have to give a class presentation. Angle: it is allergy season. Treat it as a scheduling problem, not a joke.

How it works

These odd writing prompts share one rule: the premise is strange and the telling is not. A puddle inspector is interviewed for the job. A speed bump has opinions about a blue van. Nobody in the piece finds it funny.

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Unique and unusual short story ideas

Each prompt is a story with its odd part already chosen. A hotel asks every guest to leave one sentence of advice for the next guest of the room. A snail has been training for a race. The ordinary part is left to the writer: who these people are, and what they do about it.

Absurd writing prompts, played straight

Absurd short story ideas go flat when the writer winks. Use the form a careful person would: the minutes of a meeting, a letter of complaint, handover notes. The four hundred left gloves are a phone call to the company, and the caller has checked each one.

  • Change one thing about the world and leave everything else normal.
  • Let one character object, briefly, and be ignored.

Questions and answers

What is a good weird writing prompt?

A premise with one odd fact in it and nothing else out of place. Write a retirement speech for someone who has been the back half of a two-person horse costume for thirty years. The speech is sincere; only the career is strange.

Are these quirky writing prompts fit for a classroom?

Yes. The oddness is gentle: a pigeon that expects an apology, a pool where swimmers enter in alphabetical order, a drawer that gains a spoon every morning. Nothing is frightening, and nobody is made fun of.

What are absurd creative writing prompts?

Prompts whose starting point makes no sense and whose logic afterwards is strict. A chess club swaps chairs after every move, so each player is now winning the game the other was losing. The rule is silly; what follows from it is exact.

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